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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Girth

Lance's head is huge. Like a big giant alien head. I measured it. It's almost nine inches ear to ear. If you speak metric, that's 228.6 mm. Huge.

Normal, non-alien heads are somewhere between 4 1/2 and 5 1/2 inches. My head is normal in dimension, but obviously not in operation or content.

The giant alien-like Lance head is so big it scares my dog. To prove my point, the airport just called me and told me I'd need to remove the giant Lance head from the living level of my house as it's causing excessive radar ground clutter.
Huge.

1 comment:

Jen said...

You must be really bored.... Funny though, very funny.